1 00:00:04,554 --> 00:00:08,148 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,141 --> 00:00:21,289 Ah, recess. 3 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:22,953 When a man can pursue his passions. 4 00:00:22,978 --> 00:00:25,625 Like taking this bush from shrubba to hubba hubba. 5 00:00:25,648 --> 00:00:27,781 Yup. Nothin' like a few minutes in the old yard 6 00:00:27,816 --> 00:00:29,816 before they put us back in lock-up. 7 00:00:29,885 --> 00:00:32,085 Or in health class. You and I have different schedules. 8 00:00:32,154 --> 00:00:35,122 Hey guys. Wow, Gene, your shrub sculpture's really coming along. 9 00:00:35,191 --> 00:00:37,491 Uh, Rudy, the shrub sculpture has a name. 10 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,359 Monkey Booby Man. 11 00:00:39,428 --> 00:00:41,128 Oh, yeah, I'm starting to see it. 12 00:00:41,197 --> 00:00:42,429 There's the monkey's face. 13 00:00:42,498 --> 00:00:43,708 And there's the monkey's boobs. 14 00:00:43,732 --> 00:00:45,098 I thought those were his boobs? 15 00:00:45,134 --> 00:00:46,667 Calm down, you're both right. 16 00:00:46,735 --> 00:00:48,835 Where were you last recess, Rudy? We missed ya. 17 00:00:48,904 --> 00:00:51,205 Oh. I tried to play basketball. 18 00:00:51,273 --> 00:00:53,440 Nope. Negative. 19 00:00:53,509 --> 00:00:54,875 No, sir. 20 00:00:54,944 --> 00:00:56,810 Anyway, you got any extra scissors? 21 00:00:56,879 --> 00:00:57,978 Take these nail clippers. 22 00:00:58,047 --> 00:00:59,513 Monkey Booby manicure. 23 00:00:59,538 --> 00:01:02,203 Can I have everyone's attention, please? Hello. 24 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,160 Ugh. What does Mr. Frond want? 25 00:01:04,185 --> 00:01:05,686 This is my recess. 26 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:09,056 Hello! I'm not just gonna go away if you ignore me. 27 00:01:09,124 --> 00:01:11,225 - Listen up. - Thank you. 28 00:01:11,293 --> 00:01:13,126 Students of Wagstaff. 29 00:01:13,195 --> 00:01:15,062 It's time to face facts. 30 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,197 Recess is broken. 31 00:01:17,266 --> 00:01:19,333 Look around at this playground. What do you see? 32 00:01:19,401 --> 00:01:22,069 Two third-graders playing catch with a shoe. 33 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:23,804 Those little boys who pretend to be cats, 34 00:01:23,872 --> 00:01:25,239 like that's even a game. 35 00:01:25,274 --> 00:01:27,307 Why do your own thing 36 00:01:27,376 --> 00:01:30,167 when you could all be doing the same thing together? 37 00:01:30,192 --> 00:01:32,722 I'm here today to present an exciting opportunity 38 00:01:32,747 --> 00:01:34,014 for togetherness. 39 00:01:34,049 --> 00:01:36,016 Boys and girls, I give you... 40 00:01:36,085 --> 00:01:38,752 - Ga-Ga ball. - Ga-Ga what? 41 00:01:38,821 --> 00:01:41,488 You know, this really could have been covered in an e-mail. 42 00:01:41,557 --> 00:01:43,653 Ga-Ga ball. It's a game. 43 00:01:43,678 --> 00:01:45,259 Wait. So it's a game? 44 00:01:45,327 --> 00:01:47,227 - Yes, it's a game. - Oh. 45 00:01:47,296 --> 00:01:48,996 The best thing about Ga-Ga ball 46 00:01:49,031 --> 00:01:51,065 is there's no catching and no throwing. 47 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:54,690 Anyone can play, no matter how hopelessly un-athletic they are. 48 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:57,070 Um, why are you looking at me when you say that? 49 00:01:57,139 --> 00:01:58,739 I wasn't looking at you, 50 00:01:58,807 --> 00:02:00,707 - I was looking with you. - What? 51 00:02:00,776 --> 00:02:02,909 Come, children. Follow me into the pit. 52 00:02:02,978 --> 00:02:05,078 That's not a terrifying invitation. 53 00:02:05,147 --> 00:02:08,670 Think of Ga-Ga ball as dodge-ball, but gentler. 54 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,917 In dodge-ball, you hurl the ball at your opponent. 55 00:02:10,953 --> 00:02:13,365 In Ga-Ga, you just slap the ball. 56 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:14,721 Anyone can slap. 57 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:16,506 - Can I slap? - You tell me. 58 00:02:16,531 --> 00:02:19,393 Oh, my God, I can slap. 59 00:02:19,461 --> 00:02:21,261 Now, to get someone out in Ga-Ga ball, 60 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:23,787 you must hit them on or below the knee, 61 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:24,865 where it doesn't hurt. 62 00:02:24,933 --> 00:02:26,566 What happens if I power-slam the ball 63 00:02:26,635 --> 00:02:28,217 into someone's nose or butter-beans? 64 00:02:28,242 --> 00:02:30,370 - That's not allowed, Zeke. - Seems weird. 65 00:02:30,439 --> 00:02:32,272 The last one in the pit wins. 66 00:02:32,341 --> 00:02:34,190 Maybe the best way to demonstrate is 67 00:02:34,215 --> 00:02:35,760 to play a couple rounds, huh? 68 00:02:35,785 --> 00:02:36,943 Who wants to join me? 69 00:02:37,012 --> 00:02:38,745 - Do we have to? - Well, strictly speaking, 70 00:02:38,814 --> 00:02:41,214 - you don't have to, but... - Oh, great, okay, buh-bye. 71 00:02:46,426 --> 00:02:48,055 O... Kay. 72 00:02:48,123 --> 00:02:49,756 Hey, wait a minute, I know you. 73 00:02:49,825 --> 00:02:51,303 Aren't you the guy that reads to the kids 74 00:02:51,327 --> 00:02:52,559 down at the public library? 75 00:02:52,628 --> 00:02:53,760 The Wizard of Books, right? 76 00:02:53,829 --> 00:02:56,129 Abraca-books! 77 00:02:56,198 --> 00:02:58,298 - "Abraca-books." - Hi, my name is Frank. 78 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:01,802 That must be so much fun, reading to kids... I'm jealous. 79 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:03,170 - So, you reading today? - Yep. 80 00:03:03,238 --> 00:03:04,738 Twice a week, every week. 81 00:03:04,773 --> 00:03:07,474 I'm so nice, they let me read twice... a week. 82 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:09,743 Oh... 83 00:03:09,812 --> 00:03:11,144 And you're heading there now? 84 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:13,246 Or maybe this is how you always dress. 85 00:03:13,315 --> 00:03:15,615 I am heading there, and they don't let me change 86 00:03:15,684 --> 00:03:17,484 behind the periodicals anymore. 87 00:03:17,553 --> 00:03:19,152 Too bad I'm gonna miss Friday's reading. 88 00:03:19,221 --> 00:03:20,654 I'm going out of town. 89 00:03:20,723 --> 00:03:22,522 So that's it? Story time's canceled? 90 00:03:22,591 --> 00:03:24,324 For a lot of those kids, and some adults 91 00:03:24,393 --> 00:03:26,126 who can hear from the biography section, 92 00:03:26,195 --> 00:03:27,494 story time is all they have. 93 00:03:27,563 --> 00:03:28,995 I could fill in for you. 94 00:03:29,064 --> 00:03:30,263 Hey, there you go. 95 00:03:30,332 --> 00:03:31,832 I could come up with a character 96 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,934 and pick out a story... Oh, my mind's racing. 97 00:03:33,969 --> 00:03:36,870 Okay, sure. Story time is at 2:00 on Friday. 98 00:03:36,939 --> 00:03:38,772 I can tell the librarian to expect... 99 00:03:38,841 --> 00:03:40,440 um, uh, what's your name? 100 00:03:40,509 --> 00:03:44,311 Linda. Uh, aka The Duchess of Tales. 101 00:03:44,346 --> 00:03:46,046 - Hmm. - Actually, no, not that. 102 00:03:46,115 --> 00:03:48,048 Um, how about 103 00:03:48,117 --> 00:03:50,450 Wanda... Wordmouth? 104 00:03:50,519 --> 00:03:52,452 She's got a mouth full of, uh, words? 105 00:03:52,521 --> 00:03:54,269 - Mm... - I'll keep thinking. 106 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:57,858 Lunch is great today. 107 00:03:57,926 --> 00:03:59,326 The canned corn must be in season. 108 00:03:59,395 --> 00:04:01,039 Hurry up and eat so we can hit the playground. 109 00:04:01,063 --> 00:04:02,433 It's shrub o'clock. 110 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:04,342 We can make up that time we lost listening to Frond. 111 00:04:04,366 --> 00:04:06,533 What is it with him trying to get his Frond stink 112 00:04:06,602 --> 00:04:07,901 all over the playground, anyway? 113 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:09,469 The playground's bigger than him. 114 00:04:09,538 --> 00:04:11,371 The playground doesn't change for anybody. 115 00:04:11,407 --> 00:04:13,807 Ga-Ga ball! 116 00:04:13,876 --> 00:04:16,076 What the hell? Everyone's playing Ga-Ga ball. 117 00:04:16,145 --> 00:04:18,044 Oh, my God, you like this. 118 00:04:18,113 --> 00:04:19,246 You really like this. 119 00:04:19,314 --> 00:04:20,514 This can't be working. 120 00:04:20,549 --> 00:04:22,215 It's a Frond idea. 121 00:04:22,284 --> 00:04:24,551 He has 'em, they're bad, we ignore 'em, the end. 122 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,553 Yeah, remember Eye Contact Mondays? 123 00:04:26,622 --> 00:04:29,156 Hey, guys, I'm hitting the Ga-Ga pit... you wanna come? 124 00:04:29,224 --> 00:04:31,024 Rudy, it's so funny, I thought you said 125 00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:32,759 you were hitting the Ga-Ga pit. 126 00:04:32,828 --> 00:04:35,162 I am. I played at recess. I almost won. 127 00:04:35,197 --> 00:04:37,264 I think I might actually be kind of good at it. 128 00:04:37,332 --> 00:04:39,310 - I can't believe it. - Forget it, sister. 129 00:04:39,334 --> 00:04:41,446 Let them play with their balls. We'll play with our bushes. 130 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:43,203 - Right, right. - Yeah, we're Belchers. 131 00:04:43,272 --> 00:04:44,592 We don't give in to peer pressure. 132 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,572 Hey, Tina, we're gonna play Ga-Ga ball. 133 00:04:45,641 --> 00:04:47,007 - You wanna come? - Yes. 134 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:48,787 Uh, I-I just want to see what the fuss is about. 135 00:04:48,811 --> 00:04:50,777 I'll probably hate it. See you soon. 136 00:04:50,846 --> 00:04:52,846 She'll be back. If I know our Tina, 137 00:04:52,915 --> 00:04:55,215 she's feeling pretty silly right about now. 138 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,828 I love it. I'm staying. Sorry. 139 00:04:56,852 --> 00:04:59,252 - Give it a minute. - I just keep loving it more and more. 140 00:04:59,321 --> 00:05:01,455 - Not looking good. - I finally feel alive. 141 00:05:01,523 --> 00:05:03,651 I guess she kinda likes it. 142 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,486 Everybody's into Ga-Ga ball. 143 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:08,837 This thing blew up, literally, overnight. 144 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:11,896 Yeah, like when mom left that bottle of beer in the freezer. 145 00:05:11,965 --> 00:05:13,465 Oh, hi, guys. Grab a seat. 146 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,300 We're talking about Jimmy Jr.'s Ga-Ga moves. 147 00:05:15,369 --> 00:05:16,801 I've got great dodging moves. 148 00:05:16,870 --> 00:05:19,070 - I'm like the Artful Dodger. - Dickens! 149 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,540 Heh, look at that. Look at that air. 150 00:05:22,609 --> 00:05:24,042 Zeke's not so good, though. 151 00:05:24,077 --> 00:05:25,977 Oh, man, that was candid, J-Ju. 152 00:05:26,046 --> 00:05:27,924 Gonna have to stew on that one for a second, heh. 153 00:05:27,948 --> 00:05:30,715 You slap hard, Zeke, but your aim is really bad. 154 00:05:30,784 --> 00:05:33,752 Whoa. Again, very blunt. Not holding back. 155 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:37,122 Can we talk about something besides Ga-Ga ball, please? 156 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:39,391 Sure. Um, remind me, uh, 157 00:05:39,459 --> 00:05:41,226 what did we talk about before Ga-Ga ball? 158 00:05:41,295 --> 00:05:43,495 Ugh, come on, Gene. We can eat our lunch 159 00:05:43,563 --> 00:05:45,830 hunched over a trashcan somewhere, like Dad does. 160 00:05:45,899 --> 00:05:47,899 That was gonna be my first choice anyway. 161 00:05:47,968 --> 00:05:49,801 Lin, could you take that to table four? 162 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,403 Uh, can you do it? We're brainstorming 163 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,004 on my story time character. 164 00:05:53,073 --> 00:05:55,607 Yup, I'll just do all the jobs in our restaurant. 165 00:05:55,642 --> 00:05:56,642 Sounds good. 166 00:05:56,677 --> 00:05:58,076 Ooh, ooh, I got one. 167 00:05:58,145 --> 00:06:00,185 I'll dress like a librarian, and when the kids come, 168 00:06:00,247 --> 00:06:02,781 I'll shake out my hair and I'll take off my glasses, 169 00:06:02,849 --> 00:06:05,483 and I'll say, "Gotcha! I'm the storyteller." 170 00:06:05,552 --> 00:06:07,018 That's a hurtful stereotype, Linda. 171 00:06:07,054 --> 00:06:09,287 Not all librarians want to shake their hair out. 172 00:06:09,356 --> 00:06:10,755 Yeah, you're right. 173 00:06:10,824 --> 00:06:12,791 Ooh, maybe Ill get body-painted 174 00:06:12,859 --> 00:06:14,659 like a shelf of books, and then stand quietly 175 00:06:14,728 --> 00:06:16,094 in front of some other books. 176 00:06:16,129 --> 00:06:17,473 And just when the kids don't expect it, 177 00:06:17,497 --> 00:06:18,663 I'll jump out and I'll say, 178 00:06:18,732 --> 00:06:20,298 "Gotcha! Stories come to life." 179 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:22,033 Uh, why do all your ideas involve 180 00:06:22,069 --> 00:06:23,968 shouting "gotcha" and scaring children? 181 00:06:24,037 --> 00:06:26,304 Wh-Wha... 'Cause I wanna surprise them. 182 00:06:26,373 --> 00:06:29,507 Kids ask, "Rudy, how are you so good at Ga-Ga?" 183 00:06:29,576 --> 00:06:32,043 I tell 'em focus, diet, conditioning. 184 00:06:32,112 --> 00:06:34,312 I mean, honestly, genetics plays a part. 185 00:06:36,149 --> 00:06:37,816 - Is that Rudy? - Yeah. 186 00:06:37,892 --> 00:06:40,226 Why does he have Matthew McConaughey's body language? 187 00:06:40,287 --> 00:06:41,319 Hey, Zeke, think fast. 188 00:06:41,388 --> 00:06:43,121 Oh! Oh, man, you got me. 189 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:44,289 You heading to the pit? 190 00:06:44,358 --> 00:06:45,724 I'll go easy on you this time. 191 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:47,559 In your dreams. 192 00:06:47,627 --> 00:06:49,937 Hey, no shame in losing to the best, right? 193 00:06:49,962 --> 00:06:52,030 - Well, some shame. - Hey, guys. 194 00:06:52,099 --> 00:06:54,032 Rudy, you in there, buddy? 195 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:56,868 What? I finally found a sport I dominate in, that's all. 196 00:06:56,937 --> 00:06:58,970 You guys should play. You would love it. 197 00:06:59,005 --> 00:07:00,839 Ugh, I wish people would stop telling us 198 00:07:00,907 --> 00:07:02,340 to play Ga-Ga ball. 199 00:07:02,409 --> 00:07:03,641 Yeah, no thanks. 200 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:05,021 We have our own playground interests. 201 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:06,177 Oh, like Monkey Booby Man? 202 00:07:06,246 --> 00:07:07,679 Yeah, sure, he's cool. 203 00:07:07,748 --> 00:07:09,080 But you know what's really cool? 204 00:07:09,149 --> 00:07:10,882 Winning. And right now, 205 00:07:10,951 --> 00:07:13,351 nobody does that quite like the Rudester. 206 00:07:13,387 --> 00:07:14,686 Okay, you need to shut that down. 207 00:07:14,755 --> 00:07:16,388 "Rudester" can never be said again. 208 00:07:16,456 --> 00:07:18,434 Let me put this in terms you'll appreciate, Louise. 209 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:20,992 In Ga-Ga ball, you gotta hit people below the knee, right? 210 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:22,527 If you say so. 211 00:07:22,596 --> 00:07:23,906 For kids like us, that doesn't leave 212 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:25,142 much of a target. 213 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:27,165 I'm smokin' suckers twice my size, 214 00:07:27,234 --> 00:07:29,434 but when they come at me, I'm a phantom. 215 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:31,870 Meh, I still don't think I'd be into it. 216 00:07:31,938 --> 00:07:33,905 - Ha! - Ah. Oh, man. 217 00:07:33,974 --> 00:07:36,341 Oh, my God, you're right. This is amazing! 218 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:39,210 More eight-graders. Send me more eighth-graders! 219 00:07:39,279 --> 00:07:41,546 - Eat that for supper! - Geez, Tina. 220 00:07:41,615 --> 00:07:42,947 Snap, crackle, pop, fool. 221 00:07:43,016 --> 00:07:44,249 Yeah, I'm talking to you. 222 00:07:44,317 --> 00:07:45,850 Ow. Never mind, I'm out. Disregard. 223 00:07:45,919 --> 00:07:47,218 Guess it's just you and me, now, 224 00:07:47,287 --> 00:07:48,620 monkey booby buddy. 225 00:07:48,688 --> 00:07:50,522 What's that? You want another boob? 226 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:51,923 All you gotta do is ask. 227 00:07:52,759 --> 00:07:54,125 Kids, what's your favorite story 228 00:07:54,194 --> 00:07:55,126 I used to read to you? 229 00:07:55,151 --> 00:07:56,862 I gotta pick a book for the library. 230 00:07:56,930 --> 00:07:58,229 Well, The Giving Tree 231 00:07:58,298 --> 00:07:59,409 messed me up pretty good, so not that. 232 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:00,532 Can you read them TV? 233 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,033 I remember liking that a lot. 234 00:08:02,102 --> 00:08:03,568 Anyway, Ga-Ga ball! 235 00:08:03,637 --> 00:08:06,037 Tina, top five Ga-Ga plays of the day... go. 236 00:08:06,106 --> 00:08:07,472 Oh, my God, where to begin. 237 00:08:07,541 --> 00:08:09,240 What's Ga-Ga ball? 238 00:08:09,276 --> 00:08:11,409 - Uh, the best game? - It's the people's sport. 239 00:08:11,478 --> 00:08:12,710 Try to keep up, Dad. 240 00:08:12,779 --> 00:08:14,379 So you kids are playing a sport now? 241 00:08:14,448 --> 00:08:15,448 How'd that happen? 242 00:08:15,482 --> 00:08:16,614 The whole school is playing. 243 00:08:16,683 --> 00:08:18,283 Yeah, basically everyone but Gene. 244 00:08:18,351 --> 00:08:19,984 - Gene, you should play. - You should. 245 00:08:20,053 --> 00:08:21,619 - You'd love it. - I love it. 246 00:08:21,688 --> 00:08:23,199 I didn't think I'd love it, but I love it. 247 00:08:23,223 --> 00:08:24,789 Maybe I would love it, 248 00:08:24,825 --> 00:08:26,769 but the playground used to be the one place in school 249 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:28,004 where you could do what you want, 250 00:08:28,028 --> 00:08:29,594 and right now, all I want to do is 251 00:08:29,663 --> 00:08:31,129 work on my special project. 252 00:08:31,164 --> 00:08:32,831 No offense, but how much longer 253 00:08:32,899 --> 00:08:34,459 are you gonna spend trimming that shrub? 254 00:08:34,501 --> 00:08:36,100 I can't help it if I keep coming up 255 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:37,735 with amazing new ideas for him. 256 00:08:37,804 --> 00:08:39,904 Like giving him a pet fern named "Fern-Ando." 257 00:08:39,973 --> 00:08:41,406 It's not my fault I'm a genius! 258 00:08:41,475 --> 00:08:42,941 All right, all right, calm down. 259 00:08:43,009 --> 00:08:44,187 You know what calms me right down? 260 00:08:44,211 --> 00:08:45,176 A round of Ga-Ga? 261 00:08:45,212 --> 00:08:46,611 - Bingo. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,012 Ahh! First it's all anybody 263 00:08:48,081 --> 00:08:49,247 can talk about at school, 264 00:08:49,316 --> 00:08:51,082 and now it's in my home, 265 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:53,818 where I lay my sweet head?! 266 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:55,987 Wow, Gene left his food on the table. 267 00:08:56,012 --> 00:08:57,655 - He must really be upset. - Yeah. 268 00:08:57,691 --> 00:08:59,845 In my home! 269 00:09:01,828 --> 00:09:04,462 Ahh. Oh, no. 270 00:09:04,531 --> 00:09:06,097 We have a winner. 271 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,265 Wayne, go... go, go, go. 272 00:09:07,334 --> 00:09:08,334 Get out, get out. 273 00:09:08,368 --> 00:09:09,300 I'm going. 274 00:09:09,369 --> 00:09:10,301 I'm just picking up 275 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:11,603 the pieces of my glasses. 276 00:09:11,671 --> 00:09:13,004 Not fast enough, you're not. 277 00:09:13,029 --> 00:09:15,095 Any words for your fellow competitors? 278 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,354 No shame in losing to the best. 279 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:18,987 I love it when he says that. 280 00:09:19,012 --> 00:09:21,112 Chills. Rudy, everyone. 281 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:23,047 I am Rudy! 282 00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:25,149 I wish we had Ga-Ga when I was in school. 283 00:09:25,218 --> 00:09:27,151 I wouldn't have spent every recess by myself 284 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,554 - talking to roly-poly bugs. - Gross. 285 00:09:29,589 --> 00:09:32,190 Okay, people, I have an exciting announcement. 286 00:09:32,259 --> 00:09:34,726 I have secured funding to build 287 00:09:34,794 --> 00:09:37,495 three new Ga-Ga pits right here on the playground! 288 00:09:37,564 --> 00:09:39,664 Students, today we break ground 289 00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:42,834 on the Wagstaff Gagaplex! 290 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,203 What is happening? 291 00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:46,838 We're turning this playground 292 00:09:46,873 --> 00:09:48,907 into a Ga-Ga-palooza 293 00:09:48,975 --> 00:09:51,376 that will separate the Ga-Ga winners 294 00:09:51,444 --> 00:09:53,311 from the Ga-Ga wieners. 295 00:09:53,346 --> 00:09:54,879 I mean, everyone's a winner. 296 00:09:54,948 --> 00:09:56,425 Game of togetherness, blah, blah, blah. 297 00:09:56,449 --> 00:09:58,249 These beautiful pits will stretch 298 00:09:58,318 --> 00:10:02,086 from where I'm standing all the way to the opposite fence. 299 00:10:02,155 --> 00:10:05,256 All the way to the... 300 00:10:05,325 --> 00:10:07,725 No! 301 00:10:09,329 --> 00:10:11,663 Monkey Booby Man! 302 00:10:11,731 --> 00:10:14,065 I stepped on a fern with a little leash on it. 303 00:10:14,134 --> 00:10:17,007 - What's up with that? - Fern-Ando. Give it! 304 00:10:17,429 --> 00:10:20,272 Look what they did to you, Monkey Booby Man. 305 00:10:20,297 --> 00:10:22,007 I have another announcement. 306 00:10:22,032 --> 00:10:23,076 To celebrate the success of my groundbreaking 307 00:10:23,101 --> 00:10:25,390 Ga-Ga ball program, 308 00:10:25,445 --> 00:10:27,475 we are having a ball-slapping, 309 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,699 anything-can-happen, 310 00:10:28,768 --> 00:10:31,402 winner-take-all tournament. 311 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,637 What is wrong with you people?! 312 00:10:33,706 --> 00:10:36,373 It's all happening this Friday at recess. 313 00:10:36,442 --> 00:10:38,075 Sign-up sheets are here by the swing... 314 00:10:38,144 --> 00:10:40,411 - You're a bunch of Ga-Ga bots! - By the swing set. 315 00:10:40,479 --> 00:10:42,379 How do you live with yourselves?! 316 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:44,226 - Okay could someone take care of this? - Monsters! 317 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:47,212 Security? I guess that means you, Ms. Labonz? 318 00:10:47,237 --> 00:10:49,586 Gene, hush! Don't make me get up. 319 00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,065 I'm very comfortable. 320 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:55,426 Fine! -Now back to your regularly scheduled Ga-Ga! 321 00:10:55,494 --> 00:10:57,728 Gene, we saw. 322 00:10:57,797 --> 00:10:59,441 I can't believe they chopped down Monkey... 323 00:10:59,465 --> 00:11:01,698 - Hey, Tina, Louise, you playing? - Got to go. 324 00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:03,834 Love you, Gene! Sorry for your loss! 325 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,439 Bye, Monkey Booby Man. 326 00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,407 It was an honor to pick your dingle-berries. 327 00:11:10,476 --> 00:11:12,876 What's up, Gene? Who put a kink in your Slinky? 328 00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:14,278 I'm the only person in the school 329 00:11:14,346 --> 00:11:15,779 who doesn't care about Ga-Ga ball. 330 00:11:15,848 --> 00:11:17,714 Yeah, I-I suppose you are. 331 00:11:17,783 --> 00:11:19,661 'Cause I love it. I don't mind losin' all the time. 332 00:11:19,685 --> 00:11:21,061 I think it's cool. 333 00:11:21,086 --> 00:11:22,463 Hope I don't miss my turn 'cause I'm sitting here 334 00:11:22,488 --> 00:11:23,988 with you behind this trash can. 335 00:11:24,013 --> 00:11:26,460 - Somebody? Little help? - Could you get that, Gene? 336 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:29,219 I told Jimmy Junior I was gonna go fart in the yearbook room. 337 00:11:29,267 --> 00:11:33,602 Aah! This is for what you did to Monkey Booby Man! 338 00:11:33,866 --> 00:11:36,800 - Wow. - Whoa! You mauled that ball, girl! 339 00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:39,236 I'm just saying, you got power, 340 00:11:39,305 --> 00:11:41,605 but you got accuracy, too. If I had what you have, 341 00:11:41,674 --> 00:11:44,475 I might not lie in bed every night dreadin' recess. 342 00:11:44,543 --> 00:11:47,177 - And climate change, vampires... - Zeke? 343 00:11:47,246 --> 00:11:49,046 Oh, no, he saw me. Aah! Get down! Get down! 344 00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:51,114 I thought you were farting in the yearbook room. 345 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,850 - I was! - Then you came back? 346 00:11:52,918 --> 00:11:55,786 Yeah! -Sweet! So are you playing or not? 347 00:11:55,855 --> 00:11:58,121 Yeah! I farted, and I'm ready to go. 348 00:11:58,190 --> 00:12:02,025 Okay! Who's ready to meet your new favorite story reader? 349 00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:05,901 - I'm so nervous. - Ta-da! Say hello to Punky Bookster. 350 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,698 When she's not rockin', she's readin'. 351 00:12:07,766 --> 00:12:10,051 And the only drug she's addicted to is books. 352 00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:12,002 - Wow. - Uh, is that my shirt? 353 00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:15,005 Maybe. Okay, give me your thoughts, everybody. Throw 'em at me. 354 00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:17,715 - That's my shirt. - Besides that, besides that. 355 00:12:17,776 --> 00:12:19,309 I love it. That's my one note. 356 00:12:19,345 --> 00:12:21,645 I like three of the four levels it works on. 357 00:12:21,714 --> 00:12:24,681 Great. Story time's tomorrow. Teddy, you're on tech. 358 00:12:24,706 --> 00:12:26,172 Music cues, lighting cues. 359 00:12:26,197 --> 00:12:28,431 - There are music and lighting cues? - Yeah. 360 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,786 Okay, how long's it take you to learn to play guitar? 361 00:12:30,811 --> 00:12:33,279 Like 20 minutes? -That sounds like more than enough time. 362 00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:36,326 - So this is Ga-Ga ball, huh? - Yep. 363 00:12:36,395 --> 00:12:38,362 - It's pretty great. - Yeah. 364 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:39,630 Very active. 365 00:12:39,698 --> 00:12:41,231 Ooh! Watch the lamp. 366 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,011 - You watch your shins. - Get out of the pit, woman. 367 00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:44,201 All right. Bye. 368 00:12:44,236 --> 00:12:45,903 I think I'm really good at this. 369 00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:47,070 You're out, sucker. 370 00:12:47,139 --> 00:12:48,672 Oh. Still glad I played. 371 00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:50,974 - So glad. - You're still doing this? 372 00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:53,544 I never thought I'd say this, but isn't it bedtime? 373 00:12:53,612 --> 00:12:56,380 We don't go to bed anymore. We do this now. 374 00:12:56,415 --> 00:12:57,814 All I know is Rudy's got to go down 375 00:12:57,883 --> 00:12:59,216 in that tournament tomorrow. 376 00:12:59,285 --> 00:13:00,484 I am sick of him saying 377 00:13:00,553 --> 00:13:02,317 "No shame in losing to the best." 378 00:13:02,342 --> 00:13:04,054 Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy 379 00:13:04,123 --> 00:13:05,222 with my winning phrase... 380 00:13:05,257 --> 00:13:06,390 "You just got banged." 381 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,758 Then I point to my bangs. 382 00:13:07,826 --> 00:13:09,159 Mm, Tina, don't say "banged." 383 00:13:09,228 --> 00:13:10,305 What's wrong with "banged?" 384 00:13:10,329 --> 00:13:11,985 I banged you, I banged Mom. 385 00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,063 I'm gonna bang everyone in school. 386 00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:14,875 - Tina, Tina, Tina. No-no. No. - Mm-mm, mm-mm. 387 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,300 What? -Wait, the winner always says something to the crowd? 388 00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:19,503 - Yeah, pretty much. - And people have to listen? 389 00:13:19,572 --> 00:13:20,982 People want to listen to the winners. 390 00:13:21,006 --> 00:13:23,173 These days Ga-Ga talks and ca-ca walks. 391 00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:24,508 And then I bang you. 392 00:13:24,577 --> 00:13:25,776 - Banged. - Oh, my God. 393 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:28,178 Welcome, everyone, 394 00:13:28,247 --> 00:13:32,015 to the first annual Wagstaff Ga-Ga Ball Friendship Tournament 395 00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:34,251 of Annihilation! 396 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,220 Ms. Labonz, I want to sign up for the tournament. 397 00:13:37,256 --> 00:13:39,356 You sounded pretty intense when you said that. 398 00:13:39,425 --> 00:13:40,624 I am. 399 00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:41,858 Your fly is down. 400 00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:43,360 Excuse me. 401 00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:46,129 Did you see anything? 402 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,853 Gene, you entered the tournament? 403 00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:55,121 You've never even played Ga-Ga ball before. 404 00:13:55,157 --> 00:13:57,257 Yeah, well, Whoopi Goldberg wasn't a nun 405 00:13:57,326 --> 00:13:59,259 until she had to go into witness protection, 406 00:13:59,328 --> 00:14:01,528 and she turned that choir around. 407 00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:03,864 What a wonderful opening ceremony. 408 00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:05,498 Thank you, Mr. Branca. 409 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:06,677 Great ribbon dancing. 410 00:14:06,702 --> 00:14:09,044 Now, contestants to your pits! 411 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,316 I've had quite a few energy drinks, 412 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,144 and we are about to light the candle on this mama jama! 413 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,266 Okay, we got the amp, the guitar, the boombox, 414 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,426 the strobe light, wallet chain, switchblade... 415 00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,434 Thought that would be cool... We forget anything? 416 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,270 Um, the book, maybe? 417 00:14:23,674 --> 00:14:25,161 Eh, they'll have one at the library. 418 00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:26,840 - Sure. - Get ready, little kids. 419 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,431 Punky Bookster's gonna stage dive 420 00:14:28,456 --> 00:14:30,372 right into your hearts and your face. 421 00:14:30,397 --> 00:14:32,897 I am so sorry I'm gonna miss this. 422 00:14:32,927 --> 00:14:34,493 Okay, here's how this works: 423 00:14:34,562 --> 00:14:35,961 four preliminary rounds. 424 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,630 Top two from each round advance to the finals, 425 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,666 and the losers get bounced! 426 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:44,036 Now, let the Ga-Ga begin-gin! 427 00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:46,872 You can do this, Gene. 428 00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:49,370 Good start. 429 00:14:52,146 --> 00:14:53,512 ? Ga-Ga ? 430 00:14:53,581 --> 00:14:55,347 ? Ooh, Ga-Ga ? 431 00:14:56,116 --> 00:14:59,251 ? Ga-Ga ? 432 00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:02,020 ? Ga, Ga ? 433 00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:05,200 ? Ga-Ga. ? 434 00:15:05,225 --> 00:15:07,759 Wagstaff, I give you your final eight! 435 00:15:07,828 --> 00:15:09,428 Some headscratchers in there. 436 00:15:09,496 --> 00:15:11,163 Faculty, sorry about your brackets. 437 00:15:11,231 --> 00:15:12,564 I know we're friends, Gene. 438 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:15,801 But in the pit, it don't mean... crud. 439 00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:17,002 Ugh! I thought I was gonna cuss. 440 00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:18,459 I really thought I was. 441 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:19,905 Huh. 442 00:15:19,974 --> 00:15:21,484 Looking around, I'm thinking the pyrotechnics 443 00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:23,041 might not be such a good idea. 444 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,077 Yeah, scratch the fireworks. 445 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:28,203 Frank? What are you doing here? I thought you were out of town. 446 00:15:28,248 --> 00:15:30,382 I canceled my trip. I was going to Seattle, 447 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,751 but apparently, they discontinued the Frasier tour. 448 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,686 Aw, poor Frasier. 449 00:15:34,755 --> 00:15:36,154 I'm sorry, who are you? 450 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,523 Wha... Seriously? 451 00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:41,549 Oh. You're that random lady who I said could fill in for me. 452 00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:43,428 Yeah! I'm the random lady. 453 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,997 Well, good news... I've got this. 454 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,398 - You can go. - Oh. 455 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,067 Uh, but I want to do it. It's no trouble. 456 00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:52,170 - Uh, what are you, anyway? - I'm Punky Bookster. 457 00:15:52,239 --> 00:15:54,072 The headbanging queen of story time. 458 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:57,109 Hmm. At least you didn't put too much work into it, right? 459 00:15:57,144 --> 00:15:59,911 Now if you'll excuse me, the Wizard's got to whiz. 460 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,481 You'll be not here, when I get back? 461 00:16:02,549 --> 00:16:03,982 Wow. What a jerk. 462 00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:05,417 - You know what I think? - What? 463 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,997 I think he knows your character's better. 464 00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,587 So what do we do? 465 00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:10,222 Well, Punky Bookster wouldn't leave. 466 00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:11,957 Punky Bookster would stay and fight. 467 00:16:12,026 --> 00:16:13,225 Damn right, she would. 468 00:16:13,293 --> 00:16:15,093 I'm thinking a read-off. 469 00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:16,662 Yes. Oh, my God, yes. 470 00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,730 I'm using my punk rock to take on the man. 471 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:20,132 Like The Wiggles. 472 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,267 And then, there were two. 473 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:26,181 Rudy and Gene, mano a mano, Ga-Ga a Ga-Ga. 474 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,907 Go, Gene, you stout little son of a bitch! 475 00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:30,475 Knock him into sixth period! 476 00:16:30,544 --> 00:16:31,943 Hope you had fun, Gene. 477 00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:34,479 But now it's time to hit the showers. 478 00:16:34,548 --> 00:16:36,448 This school doesn't have showers. 479 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,283 What have I been using? 480 00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:41,286 What the... ? I thought the Wizard made you two disappear. 481 00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:42,821 I'm here to read to some kids. 482 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:44,456 You and me are having a read-off. 483 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,258 We'll see who the kids like better. 484 00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:47,793 Okay. Bring it on. 485 00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:50,195 Standard rules. One book, two readers. 486 00:16:50,264 --> 00:16:52,564 Punky reads a page, then the Wizard reads a page. 487 00:16:52,599 --> 00:16:53,932 Oh, Frank, you're here. 488 00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:56,334 So we have two volunteer readers today? 489 00:16:56,403 --> 00:16:57,669 Don't worry, Miss Librarian. 490 00:16:57,738 --> 00:16:58,837 We worked it all out. 491 00:16:58,906 --> 00:17:00,770 - Pick a book. - Okay. This one? 492 00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:03,809 - "The Dinosaur Went To The Store." - Know it by heart. 493 00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:05,477 Whatever. Let's go. 494 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,880 Hi, kids, I'm Punky Bookster! 495 00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:10,716 No, no, no, no. 496 00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:12,484 No, no, no, that's not a scary sound. 497 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,187 It's a fun sound. 498 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:17,155 Hey Gene, you been to Bali? 499 00:17:17,224 --> 00:17:18,623 No, why do you ask? 500 00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:21,193 'Cause you look Ball-inknees. 501 00:17:21,261 --> 00:17:23,562 Hold on, I have to think about that. 502 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,230 "And then the dinosaur said, 503 00:17:25,299 --> 00:17:27,299 We better go down to the store." 504 00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,533 Oof. He's good. 505 00:17:28,602 --> 00:17:30,836 Ga-Ga black sheep have you any wool? 506 00:17:30,904 --> 00:17:33,371 Yes, sir, yes, sir, I forget the rest. 507 00:17:34,232 --> 00:17:35,676 Did you say something? 508 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:37,576 - No. - Oh. 509 00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:40,512 "And the dinosaur said, 'I should buy some eggs. 510 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,848 I don't want to go egg-stinct.'" 511 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:45,417 The end. Thank you, library! 512 00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:47,519 Ah! Ha, ha. 513 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,489 Huh. I got to hand it to you, that was a good read. 514 00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:51,723 That's not an easy book. 515 00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,558 Thanks. You were pretty good, too. 516 00:17:53,627 --> 00:17:56,027 You know, maybe this read-off was kind of silly. 517 00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:57,529 You may be right. 518 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,564 Story time shouldn't be about Punky Bookster 519 00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,373 or the Wizard of Books. 520 00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:02,901 It's-it's about the kids. 521 00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,436 Yeah, some of them. 522 00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,671 - Not that one. - Oh, no. That one's a disaster. 523 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,241 Okay, I guess the switchblade alarmed some parents. 524 00:18:09,309 --> 00:18:11,488 I just wanted to let you know the police are on their way. 525 00:18:11,512 --> 00:18:12,978 I didn't call them. 526 00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:14,446 I thought you did a really good job, 527 00:18:14,481 --> 00:18:15,781 even with the big words. 528 00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:17,382 Crap. Teddy, let's get out of here. 529 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,057 Leave the amp, leave the guitar, let's go. 530 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,352 You sure? That's Mort's stuff. 531 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:21,920 I'm sure. Let's go, let's go! 532 00:18:21,955 --> 00:18:23,455 Abraca-bye. 533 00:18:23,524 --> 00:18:25,924 Yes. What an epic battle. 534 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:28,560 Okay. Guess it's time to get fancy. 535 00:18:28,595 --> 00:18:30,167 Oh... oh, crap! 536 00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:39,304 A stunning upset! 537 00:18:39,373 --> 00:18:41,206 Gene Belcher, the big winner. 538 00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:42,407 What do you have to say? 539 00:18:42,476 --> 00:18:44,643 I want to say... 540 00:18:44,678 --> 00:18:46,444 you people have taken this too far! 541 00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:48,818 Oh, this again. Give me... give me the megaphone. 542 00:18:48,843 --> 00:18:50,376 - Give me... - No, I earned this! 543 00:18:50,572 --> 00:18:52,138 Yes, Ga-Ga ball is fun. 544 00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:53,576 It's a good game. 545 00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,295 But I bet some people here are only playing 546 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,254 because they felt pressured to. 547 00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:58,611 Pressured by their friends. 548 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,598 Pressured by you, Mr. Frond. 549 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:01,789 Don't be ridiculous. 550 00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,257 Everybody wants to be here 551 00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:05,202 more than at any school activity we've ever had. 552 00:19:05,281 --> 00:19:07,191 Why do you hate Ga-Ga ball, Gene? 553 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:09,159 I don't. I just don't like it 554 00:19:09,228 --> 00:19:11,996 when anything-ball is all anyone talks about. 555 00:19:12,064 --> 00:19:14,398 I think when people say "everyone" loves something, 556 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:17,468 they're being a little loose with the word "everyone." 557 00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:19,470 Everyone loves food and air. 558 00:19:19,538 --> 00:19:20,671 And Matt Damon. 559 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,373 But that's about it, probably. 560 00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:24,575 It's not a good feeling when someone says "everyone," 561 00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:26,410 but they don't mean you. I... 562 00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:28,579 I guess that's all I wanted to say. 563 00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:29,680 Matt Damon! 564 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:31,081 More about Matt Damon! 565 00:19:31,117 --> 00:19:32,383 Well, congratulations, Gene. 566 00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:34,485 You got through to literally none of us. 567 00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:35,586 Eh, fine. 568 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,154 Hold on there, Gene. 569 00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:38,856 You didn't not get through to none of us. 570 00:19:38,925 --> 00:19:41,492 You got through to not none of us. 571 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,427 I'm glad you said what you said. 572 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,729 I miss melting crayons on the slide. 573 00:19:45,798 --> 00:19:47,665 I miss playing cats with my friends. 574 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:48,866 Meow? 575 00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:50,734 And what about you, Mr. Frond? 576 00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:52,069 What? What about me? 577 00:19:52,138 --> 00:19:54,071 What about that little boy you told us about? 578 00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:56,674 The one whose used to talk to roly polies at recess? 579 00:19:56,742 --> 00:19:59,376 Ha, well, this... the roly polies were... 580 00:19:59,445 --> 00:20:01,445 they-they were just... 581 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:04,081 Look, everybody, it's the roly poly pope. 582 00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:05,449 His holy roly poliness. 583 00:20:05,484 --> 00:20:06,662 Come on. We're playing football. 584 00:20:06,686 --> 00:20:08,385 But I don't want to play. 585 00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:09,965 We're playing football. Stop playing with your bugs! 586 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,457 They're crustaceans, technically. 587 00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:16,460 Oh, my God. Now I'm the super cool football guy 588 00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:17,928 on the playground. 589 00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:21,098 Maybe we could make do with just one Ga-Ga pit. 590 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:23,133 Everybody, do whatever weird things you want. 591 00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:25,903 Mr. Branca, tear down those walls. 592 00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:29,039 Sorry we got carried away, Gene. 593 00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:30,240 Yeah, sorry, Gene. 594 00:20:30,309 --> 00:20:31,642 I'm sorry, too. 595 00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:33,644 Hey. You want to play Ga-Ga? 596 00:20:33,713 --> 00:20:35,713 - Seriously? - Yeah. But first, 597 00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:38,148 when you look at that hedge over there, what do you see? 598 00:20:38,184 --> 00:20:39,583 Um, a hedge. 599 00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,118 No, wait! A hippo... ? 600 00:20:41,187 --> 00:20:42,419 With a man bun? 601 00:20:42,488 --> 00:20:43,821 Ah. Yeah, I see it. 602 00:20:43,856 --> 00:20:45,422 I'm gonna say I see it? 603 00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:48,726 I got a date with you later, Mr. Hippo Man Bun Shrub! 604 00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:50,227 Okay, let's do this. 605 00:20:50,262 --> 00:20:52,062 Ga-Ga ball! 606 00:20:56,135 --> 00:20:58,102 ? ? 607 00:21:03,943 --> 00:21:05,943 Monkey Booby Man! 608 00:21:08,848 --> 00:21:10,814 You just got banged. 609 00:21:22,036 --> 00:21:25,004 Let the Ga-Ga begin-gin! 610 00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:27,742 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --